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Coconut Cauliflower Mash with Kale Recipe. Say NO to leaves!

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Every week lately in my CSA basket I have been getting kale. Kale. Kale. Kale. I AM SO SICK OF KALE. I couldn’t stand the thought of cramming more leaves down my throat, so I decided it was time to turn that kale into a non leaf meal. So I came up with this kale recipe that would mask the leafy origins of kale and turn it into a kid friendly mash.

Twas time to put the Vitamix (The King of Blenders) to work as well as the poor food processor, who never gets a break.

High level – blend up the kale with cauliflower and coconut cream and you got yourself a vibrant green, super tasty kale recipe. NO LEAF EATING REQUIRED.

Kale recipe - Vibrant, lovely, tasty and NO DARN LEAVES.

Vibrant, lovely, tasty and NO DARN LEAVES.

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Coconut Cauliflower Mash with Kale . Say NO to leaves!

Coconut Kale Cauliflower Mash
Prep Time10 mins
Cook Time10 mins
Total Time20 mins

Ingredients

  • 1 Cauliflower Small
  • 1 bunch Kale i used dinosaur kale
  • 4 tablespoons Coconut Milk the thick creamy kind that comes in a can
  • Pepper
  • 4 tablespoons Salt

Instructions

  • Steam the cauliflower
  • While steaming the cauliflower, tear the kale leaves off the stems and place leaves in a bowl
  • Once cauliflower is tender, drain and plop it into the food processor and process it for a few seconds until getting smooth
  • Steam kale for a few minutes until tender
  • Place steamed kale and coconut milk cream into blender and process until smooth. Add at least two tablespoons of salt during this process.
  • Transfer kale goop to the food processor and blend kale and cauliflower together. Add salt as needed (you really need salt to enhance the flavor of the kale) as well as some pepper
  • If desired, sprinkle with Parmesan cheese
Kale Recipe - Bad plating picture of Coconut Kale Cauliflower Mash (served with crusted fish and sauteed gypsy peppers)

Bad plating picture of Coconut Kale Cauliflower Mash (served with crusted fish and sauteed gypsy peppers)

Kale Recipe not for pets

Ash says “I don’t want your green mash. Give me kibble or give me PETS!”


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Comments

  1. Marri says

    October 1, 2013 at 10:20 am

    Thanks for this! I’m loving the coconut cream in the cauli, I’d ran out of double cream and came across this when searching in r/keto!

    Reply
    • Sparky says

      October 1, 2013 at 10:33 am

      YAY I love /r/keto, thanks for checking out my site and let me know how the recipe comes out. I just got a big batch of kale this morning in my CSA basket and am going to re make this again this week for my friends that snarfed it like cocaine hahaha

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